
Greeley
Pinocchios Prime
The Rockstar Verdict
If you are looking for a classic steakhouse night in Greeley, Pinocchios Prime — known locally as Prime — is the table to book. Set on 8th Street in downtown Greeley, it presents itself as a prime rib house built around local Colorado beef, served in a warm, elegant room that feels special without feeling stiff. Guests describe an intimate, candlelit atmosphere, a favorite for anniversaries and romantic dinners. The star is the slow-roasted prime rib, ordered by cut and size — a Princess cut at 10 ounces up to a King cut at 24 ounces, with a Greeley Dinner option pairing 12 ounces of prime rib with sides and dessert. Beyond prime rib, the menu includes filet, ribeye, tomahawk, New York strip, and ribs. One of Prime's most talked-about touches is the tableside salad wheel: instead of a salad arriving already assembled, the wheel lets you build your own, served with house-made dressings — guests have singled out the blue cheese dressing — and homemade bread. For dessert, house-made German chocolate cake and Italian lemon cake recur in guest reviews.

Hours: Closed Mon; Sun + Tue–Thu 11 AM–8 PM; Fri–Sat 11 AM–9 PM.